The effects of absence

The romantic convention will have it that absence makes the heart grow fonder of the missing person – or, for the sour minded, of someone else someone present.  It has been suggested that the first writer to coin this phrase was one T H Bayly, a nineteenth century...

Tempests and their waves

There are a good many cardinal rules about living in isolated, or fairly isolated, rural areas – such as always knowing at least two mechanics or roof tilers – but amongst the most important concern water and electricity.  Rule one: never (if possible) live at the end...

Christmas is a-coming, conscience follows hard behind…

Conscience comes with Christmas. It has been said that carrots scream when you pull them out of the ground.  Of course one should be using a fork to loosen the soil, then gently shaking off the earth and rinsing them under an outside tap.  Perhaps then they will only...

The last fly

A sure sign of the end of autumn, the beginning of winter is the disappearance of flies.  But there is always one fly left.  No-one knows for what he or she is looking but everyone knows that he – or she – is (insert favourite expletive) annoying, indestructible and...

Where is Agatha Christie when you need her?

As I was going down to St Astier the other day (pls, no panic, this will not be a poem) I saw a pair of men’s shoes in the road.  Highly polished, seemingly new, black men’s’ moccasins were lying on their sides about a metre from the kerb, noticeably on...

Of saints, summers and soldiers

The day after Remembrance Day, Saturday 12th November, we had lunch on the terrace.  It was over 20ºC, brightly sunny, no wind.  Perhaps it will be seen as the high point of St Martin’s Little Summer, the days before had been bright, the days to come are...

The Rain! The Rain!

At last, at last, the rains have come! After all the drought ridden summer months wondering whether there would be enough early dew or Scotch mist to dampen the fields and stimulate the grass, the daily chore of watering the ungrateful vegetable garden, the rains have...

Just add a log

This year the renewal of my regular, all consuming winter love affair was unexpectedly early.  In fact it was not initiated by me at all.  Normally, I plan many days ahead, preparing mentally and physically, cleaning, scrubbing.  This time JP and I had taken a quick...

Midnight’s magic moments

There is a magic moment during the night, as one day becomes another, of which humans are seldom aware, except, perhaps, during the monthly turning points of the moon which may disturb sleep.  Country lore associates changes in the moon phases with changes in the...

Of cranes and acorns

Saturday night, 15th October, the first cranes decided to noisily fly south, later than usual, passing over our heads in skeins of uncountable numbers.  But their message was clear: the future weather here would no longer please them; it was time to go to Southern...