Idly pushing the garden lettuce round the basin of water, I wondered if snails could swim. A problem with a pesticide free vegetable garden is pests. If weeds are flowers in the wrong place, then pests are animal life in the wrong place. A snail head peeked over the side of the bowl – and answered my question. Yes, snails can swim.
Very small snail saving its life on a cauliflower floret
There was a knock on the door. Madame Landraudy of our local chasse arrived on the doorstep. She was carrying a large and heavy black plastic bag. My ungrateful heart sank as she handed it over. I had been so blissfully contemplating my freedom from the potting/freezing/bottling that is associated with autumn in the country. Then there I stood on the doorstep with a 3kg++ leg of wild boar and no room in the freezer.
A deep breath, an executive decision and I took the leg to Christian the Wonderful Butcher. ‘Mince me this,’ I requested, ‘and mix in with the same quantity of farce.’ (that is seasoned sausage meat). I did a little math in my head (not a good place for sums) and reckoned I would need twelve 500g paté jars. These I duly bought at Ast-Vert, got a large number of packets of streaky bacon at LIDL and some bottled chestnuts at the boulangerie / general store.
When I brought the mix home – 6.3kg, Christian insisted – I put it in my largest pan, added a bottle of red wine, a tied bunch of herbs and left it to marinade. I did make two meat patties for lunch to check the seasoning. Fine. The jars were prepared by putting two crossed strips of streaky inside and then put out in the cold until I was ready to fill the jars. Mistake: Cha-Cha tipped up the protective tray and helped himself to the bacon from three jars. Tant pis.
I halved the mixture – using my second largest pan – and crumbled in the chestnuts. Then I started to fill the jars, a skilled job as the mince has to be well tamped down so as not to leave any air gaps. Consternation. Half the mix filled all twelve 500 gr jars. Fortunately there is a pizza kiosk in front of Ast-Vert, so we ordered a pizza and John went to buy another 12 jars.
These are the eight pots without chestnuts…
The other half of the mixture filled eight of the 500g jars, plus I had to find a little 250g one for the scrapings. So, all in all, I now have 20 jars of wild boar paté – the nice Familia Wiss ones with ‘gold’ seals and outer screw lids. The EdF has got to be happy – to sterilise them I used the oven, 190C for four hours, at peak time, and could only get seven pots in at a time.
What had I forgotten? That weight does not necessarily indicate volume….?